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  2010.04.27  02.07

I haven't posted since the beginning of 2009! Wow!

I'm in this.


  2009.01.04  21.17
Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari is a fucking bad ass.


  2008.11.18  19.35
1 Year Anniversary

I haven't had a cigarette in 365 days.
Go me!


  2008.08.06  23.05
So, how's your girl?


  2008.08.05  21.42
Best flyer.


  2008.07.28  23.39
My earliest childhood Television memories.

I was really only allowed to watch PBS and UHF channels when I was younger.
So i'd leave it on.

The Uncle Floyd Show

I'd sing this (or my 3 year old approximation of it) without the knowledge of who Muggsy is making fun of:

My dad took me to see a broadcast in 1984. I met Oogie and did my "Oogie voice" for Floyd Vivino.

I'd also watch "Alive From Off Center" often.
It was a PBS showcase of avant garde television and performance art.
I'd see "Hey! Cartoons! PBS has cartoons! This is Sesame Street!"

I enjoy how Tim & Eric Awesome Show pretty much lampoon this, taking transitional new-wave aesthetic and juxtapose it with mundane early 90's optimistic materialism . . . the result is this technopheliac's pathos.


  2008.07.25  14.30
Pausch's Last Lecture


  2008.07.15  20.09
To reiterate:


  2008.07.07  21.07
This is what I look like.

There really hasn't been a photo taken of me in the last seven years where I'm not holding a drink or not at an event or location where one isn't readily available.


  2008.07.02  02.31

My birth was recorded in the western vicinity of Philadelphia. My spare time was expended participating in recreational activities such as basketball. This of course was until local urban youths approached me and became the resonance for a conflict. After which my mother gained word, she became increasingly worried. This lead her to decide I was to migrate to my aunt and uncles living quarters in Bel Air. I then indicated I would like to purchase services from a Spanish cab driver. The license plate was embedded with the slang term 'fresh' meaning cleansed or other wise well groomed. The inside of this rare medium of transportation had a rancid stench, I chose not to make a note of it, and told the cab driver I would like to make way for Bel Air. I arrived at around eight 'o clock. I then presumed my prosition as the well groomed prince of Bel Air.


  2008.06.10  01.25
Ten years later

Puff Daddy is tired as shit, but this is still smooth as silk.


  2008.05.22  20.13
I came.


  2008.05.20  20.20

So this is tonight's predetermined set list, compiled in about the same time it's going to take me to type this bulletin:

I'm Good, I'm Gone (Fred Falke rmx) - Lykke Li
Vagabond - Greenskeepers
The Coolest/Let There Be Light - Lupe Fiasco/Justice
L.E.S.D.A.N.C.E. - Justice/Santogold
White Horse (Bass Kleph rmx) - Sarah McCleod
Needy Girl (8-bit Talk Box Dub) - Chromeo
Nylon Smile (Scienticians rmx) - Portishead
Ce Jeu (unknown digital slaughter) - Yelle
Lollipop - Mika
Strangers (Yuksek rmx) - Van She
Aldente B-Moll (Decalicious rmx) - Liberation Frequency
Neon Knights (Rocconova rmx) - MSTRKRFT
Paris is Burning (Alex Gopher rmx) - Ladyhawke
Hearts on Fire (Midnight Juggernauts rmx) - Cut Copy
Love Me Sexy (Weekend's Humpin Sexy rmx) - Jackie Moon

Vocals, sysnths, and filters all over the place!


  2008.05.09  16.40
It's a Wonderful World!


  2008.04.30  21.58
just a bit of enlightenment

I taught myself how to meditate after mimicking Joel Murray's character "Norris Weldon" on the short-lived sitcom "Grand."
At 12, I wasn't aware the act of "not thinking" was "meditation" which made it this ineffible state i'd practice whenever i'd get overwhelmed by whatever things overwhelmed 5th graders. Mostly it was to drown out my parents fighting and all the dumb, cruel bullshit my neighbor would do to me.


  2008.04.21  23.10

I figured you out.

You're like an explody, puzzley Turrican.


  2008.04.06  02.27
This one's for Donna.


  2008.03.30  15.16

Mood: Lucha

  2008.03.25  23.51
watching the premier of NPW

What is it about West Coast sketch comedy groups that make them suck so bad.

Mood: bored

  2008.03.25  21.11
How to meet a girl

Wear a hoodie with a panda bear on it.

Mood: amused

  2008.03.24  19.22
I miss 1999.

Mood: nostalgic

  2008.03.21  03.53

My kitchen window now overlooks the courtyard of a recently-evacuated drug rehabilitation center.
Over turned office and classroom equipment is strewn on the brick pathways. The curtains have been removed from all of the windows revealing the hastily-evacuated dorm rooms. Some of the larger classrooms still have the light fixtures intact where they periodically flicker. You can see stains on the walls from where motivational posters have hung for years.

I just purchased Condemned: Bloodshot.

I can't fucking sleep.

Mood: awake

  2008.02.29  04.06
"Tell my Wife I said . . . 'Hello.'"

I Am A: True Neutral Half-Elf Bard (5th Level)

Ability Scores:







True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Half-Elves have the curiosity and ambition for their human parent and the refined senses and love of nature of their elven parent, although they are outsiders among both cultures. To humans, half-elves are paler, fairer and smoother-skinned than their human parents, but their actual skin tones and other details vary just as human features do. Half-elves tend to have green, elven eyes. They live to about 180.

Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

Detailed Results:

Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaos --- XXXXX (5)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Evil ---- XXXX (4)

Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome ---- XXXX (4)
Halfling - XXXXXX (6)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Barbarian - (-6)
Bard ------ XXXXXX (6)
Cleric ---- (0)
Druid ----- (-4)
Fighter --- (-2)
Monk ------ (-15)
Paladin --- (-21)
Ranger ---- (-2)
Rogue ----- (-2)
Sorcerer -- XXXX (4)
Wizard ---- (0)


  2008.01.22  15.00

I think a T-shirt cannon is a great way to distribute clothes to the homeless.


  2007.11.15  09.17


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